Facts and Figures
Facts
Dhoni refused to acknowledge that Ashwin is being rested for the IPL.
Sachin’s score should not be read as 85 for 5.
Hawkeye was not programmed with a special clause on checking who the batsman is.
Sachin did not say “You just dropped the world cup, saale” a la Steve Waugh.
Ashish Nehra and Kamran Akmal did not join hands to promote Orthodontist Smily Singh’s clinic.
Shahid Afridi did not check with the umpire if during power plays one of the fielders outside the circle can be the wicket keeper.
Piyush Chawla, the only KXP player in the squad, did not get a hug from Preity Zinta.
Manmohan Singh was not sleeping with his eyes open.
Aamir Khan did not get moustache tips from Graham Gooch or Merv Hughes.
International Cricket Council president and Agriculture Minister Sharad Pawar did not influence the pitch preparation.
Shashi Tharoor and wife Sunanda Pushkar did not create a fund for ticket sales at Mohali
Mukesh Ambani did not request Z level security protection from Harbhajan Singh for his wife Nita .
“Fast bowlers and good hair – two things India will never have” – was not something a disgruntled Gilani told a gruntled Manmohan Singh.
The US (Hillary Aunty) did not receive up to the minute tweets on the match progress from Rahul Gandhi
Shoaib Akhthar was not dropped, he has retired and no, he was not felicitated.
“First racists, then terrorists, now for the Rakshasas” is not a slogan being promoted for the finals.
Figures
Unknown starlet with sunglass on her head
Girl with blue t-shirt
Nita Ambani
Preity Zinta
Mrs. Amir Khan – still being debated
Girl who winked at camera man
Sidharth Malya
Sonia Gandhi
Aunty with shock expression
Hilarious. Nita Ambani and Sonia Gandhi probably were figures 50 years back. Is it fair to count them now? lol
At 4 AM, oh yes!
WTF?? hehe….We will all have a field day tomorrow, irrespective of the results, and no it does not have anything to do with agriculture
the other day, we were discussing (real) groundnut cultivation and i am reminded of that